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Anal sex is nowhere near as much fun without lube. German company MEO have an absolute wealth of lubes for every need. I’ve reviewed a couple of MEO lubes before and found them to be exceptionally good quality so I was excited when I received a bottle of MEO FuckSlut Platinum Lube all the way from Berlin.
If you are new to MEO they run an enormous website aimed mainly at male sexual needs, however I can always seem to find something on there I want so don’t be deterred from having a look if you aren’t the owner of a penis. The lubes section is one of the most comprehensive I’ve seen and they all seem to be tailored to a particular set of needs. There is a lube for everyone at MEO.
About FuckSlut Platinum
FuckSlut Platinum Lube comes in the familiar black MEO bottle with the product name and MEO logo printed on the front in silver. The packaging is very masculine and reminds me a little of male toiletries. The one thing you could never accuse FuckSlut of is subtlety. With the tag line “From anal virgin to butt slut in seconds flat” emblazoned under the product name this isn’t one to leave laying around unless you’re particularly bold about your sexual choices. MEO label this range of lubes as “provocative lube” and I can understand why. Luckily I am in fact already a butt slut so I’m perfectly positioned to try FuckSlut out and love the graphic nature of the name. it makes an already sexy product sexier.20161029_233217
Opening the flip top bottle, I poured a little FuckSlut into my hand, you don’t need to squeeze this lube, it literally pours out. My initial thoughts on seeing the thin clear liquid in my palm was that I didn’t think it would be any good for me for anal. I like a thick gloopy anal lube, one that will stay put and not vanish halfway through play.
FuckSlut is a clear, colourless, odourless and tasteless lube. MEO’s website says FuckSlut is oil and fat free and this is confusing as spread around my hand FuckSlut felt like it was oil based. Further investigation revealed in fact this is a silicone based lubrication gel with all the glide and slide of oil.
FuckSlut has an incredibly light formulation, it’s like the silkiest body lotion and though I do usually look for the opposite in an anal lube, I loved the feeling of FuckSlut on my skin enough to suspend my doubt and wait to try it. FuckSlut In Use
In use Fuckslut feels like giving a massage to his penis, stroking the silky liquid up his shaft gave phenomenal glide. Its enjoyable enough on its own and I imagine it makes an excellent masturbation lube for men. The thin ultra-viscous liquid is trickier to apply to myself, although just as much fun. Feeling the warm liquid trickle down my arse crack makes me shiver before he’s even touched me, it’s like a feather light tickle. It feels just as good dribbled over my clit and folds, but once again I wonder about the staying power of such a thin lube.
I need not have worried. MEO have created a real beauty in FuckSlut. Even though its super light it creates like a film over your skin and this stays put no matter how wet you get, no matter how rough you play. It didn’t need to be applied and once coated in FuckSlut our genitals slid together in perfect harmony with not a touch of friction.
MEO say FuckSlut is a great lube for anal stretching and I can well believe this as it simply takes much of the ouch out of putting things in your arse. I used FuckSlut with my largest most breath takingly stretching butt plugs and found it made insertion a breeze. It made anal sex much more pleasurable, and is also great for vaginal sex too. FuckSlut is almost impossible to wash off your skin unless you use soap, it feels like you’ve rubbed baby oil into your skin. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing as it left my skin super soft and means it can be used in the shower or bath. I often find penetration is awkward under water because you lose your natural lubrication, FuckSlut replaces that.
In Summary
FuckSlut is great for anal and PIV sex, brilliant for using with toys and for inserting plugs. My only real dislike about MEO’s FuckSlut Platinum lube is once it’s on, it makes oral sex a bit tricky as the lube is very oily in your mouth. There is no taste to it, it just coats your tongue and lips the same way it does your genitals and whilst this is great for friction free fucking it leaves your mouth feeling a bit weird.
Condoms are perfectly safe for use with FuckSlut and its formula has been dermatologically tested for skin and mucous compatibility, reducing the risk of it causing irritation after use. I found no irritation or after effects at all. In fact, I’d go as far as to say I’d quite happily use FuckSlut in place of a body lotion if I didn’t have one and needed one. It really does feel that nice on my skin.
Being clear and colourless there are no staining problems with FuckSlut though be warned it can be messy due to the thin, runny nature of the formula.
MEO sell FuckSlut in two sizes, the 100ml classic bottle costing £13.40 or the smaller crusing bottle at £6.20 for 30ml. FuckSlut has a crazy spread to it so a little goes a long way and you don’t need much, saying that controlling it isn’t easy and you may find you lose some in spillage and dribble. I do think MEO FuckSlut is worth the money as it’s an amazing lube, with a different texture to most anal lubes I’ve tried and the double bubble bonus of being able to be used vaginally as well.
I’ve yet to come across a MEO lube that hasn’t been good quality and great value for money so if you’re in the market for a new lube, or just about to run out get yourself to MEO and check out the amazing range. I’d give FuckSlut a slippery 8/10 it loses marks because of my penchant for oral during sex and that oily mouth feel, however if you can refrain from that this lube will make your genitals very happy.
Hätte nie gedacht, dass das Ding passen könnte, aber man sollte nicht zu früh aufgeben ! Außerdem ist der Weg das Ziel, man muss ja nicht tiefer, als man kann - der Ritt auf der dicken, weichen Eichel ist pure Lust ! Und immer schön von hinten filmen dabei !
So unlike most items similar to this, it truly as big as it looks in the pictures. Possibly larger than it looks in the pictures. I was a bit surprised by the size. Pretty sure it would be close to impossible for someone to take the whole length, but I've been shocked by what people can accomplish in this area before. It wasn't too hard to clean it. But the size and weight could be a problem in some instances. Though it is still usable, just exercise caution. Always keep safety first in mind, when playing with something like this. Don't forget lots and lots of lube always recommended.
Das Teil ist sehr gut gemacht, genau die richtige Härte und trotzdem schön flexibel und nachgiebig, wo man es braucht. Von der Größe her nichts für Anfänger auf dem Gebiet. Aber mit guter Vorbereitung, Entspannung und der richtigen Menge Gleitgel ist es einfach ein gutes Gefühl, wenn es "flutscht". Passt und sitzt ohne zu drücken. Die Gesamtgröße ist, wenn das "Ding" erst einmal da ist, wo es sein soll, sehr angenehm und füllt sehr gut aus. Kann auch längere Zeit getragen werden ohne herauszurutschen.
endlich mal ein Plug der groß ist und bei mir auch reingeht. Die meisten waren zu hart an einer bestimmten Stelle. Der hier geht nach etwas Anlaufzeit gut rein. Material und Verarbeitung Top.
Was soll ich sagen. Sehr gleitfreudiges Gel. Noch glitschiger wenn Wasser mit ins Spiel kommt. Dildo’s sind dann nicht mehr zu bändigen;-). Das kauf ich garantiert wieder.
No ha tardado tanto en llegar y la prueba ha sido muy positiva. Para el fin que se describe van perfectos. No tienen ondulaciones en el tacto que puedan dar partes internas. Látex de calidad y resistente si se cuida en condiciones.
Dieses Gleitgel hinterlässt ein einmalig schönes samtiges Gefühl auf der Haut. Das Hautgefühl bekommt man mit keiner teuren Creme. Erfüllt natürlich aber auch den eigentlichen Job und macht schön lange flutschig
